With the elections just around the corner, political parties and relevant role players throwing mud, shit, slander, 447 page Public Prosecutor reports (Thanks Thuli) and just about anything else that will stick at each other, I thought I might take some time out of my day to ask all of you middle class uncapped wifi –ers to maybe consider voting ANC.
This is after all the 102 year old liberation movement that steered South Africa towards the “Rainbow Nation” ideal. An ideal we seem to hear less and less about if you exclude the first few comments from disillusioned News24 readers.
Now I know Jacob might not be the best speaker in the world, I know it’s difficult to listen to a man that inserts full. Stops in the middle of sentences but let’s stop to consider what the next 5 years without the machine gun toting, compound building, another wife-ing , Gupta flying ,783 corruption charged, post sex showering , taxi money giving, Shaik loving, constitution destroying Msholozi just might be like.
I mean who wants a government that is led by an honest respectable person anyway? Not me that’s for damn sure. Who would we laugh at? There is a lot we will miss about Jacob.
He is after all the master of ministers…
With more ministers and deputy ministers than any president before him, as well as the newest information Ministry, something not seen since the dark days of apartheid . I can’t wait for the new Minister of Information (read Minister of propaganda Mac Maharaj) to tell international journalists that it was not the crowd Boo’ing Zuma, instead they were saying Zuuuuuuuuma!
He is the master of the scandal… the twice coated, never stick, lifetime guarantee Teflon Man.
How can we forget our esteemed multi-wife-ing leader having sex out of wedlock with a young HIV positive woman?
How can we forget our No.1 having a shower after? (Thankfully Zapiro will never allow us to.)
How can we forget Shabir Shaik being found guilty of a “generally corrupt relationship with Jacob Zuma” but Jacob never being found guilty of anything?
He is the master of innocent until proven guilty, or rather innocent until the court proceedings never see the light of day.
How can we forget Nkandla? A 200 million rand plus ego stroke for the No. 1.
How can we forget this picture? Originally titled The spear of the nation I have renamed it…
The not so honorable member
I will tell you how we forget all of this, We just wait for what’s next. It will not take much longer than a week before the next scandal hits, So when you go cast your ballots on Wednesday, keep that in mind. Do you want to see the second half of the comedy show that has become the Zuma administration?